Rocky Mountain High

Colorado has finally sighed recreational use of marijuana into law, let the jokes at their expense begin!

Colorado residents are going to be taxed heavily under current marijuana legislation. Once the measure takes effect the state is expected to be solvent within 45 minutes.

Colorado Marijuana farmers are worried that radiation from Japan could affect their crops. More likely, they're just being paranoid for some reason.

Thousands of Colorado residents took to the polls today in support of legalizing marijuana. Unfortunately, the election was seven months ago.

Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper's appeared on television Tuesday night to remind citizens that pot smoking was still illegal under federal law "so don't break out the Cheetos or Goldfish too quickly.", (This one is not a joke, this actually happened.)

After the law in enacted, experts believe there will be a 2 hour window of zero crimes committed in the state of Colorado, immediately followed by a massive food shortage.

FDA officials in Colorado had concerns about how long marijuana can be stored before before it begins to go bad, residents reassured the officials that they will never need to find out.

The University of Colorado football team has set a record of number of times their Quarterback has gotten blitzed, the season doesn't start for three months.

The first ads for recreational marijuana use have started to air on television in Colorado. The ads are quite expensive. It costs a lot of money to buy 30 seconds or air time during 'Spongebob Squarepants'

In Colorado, the country's first marijuana cafe opened up, which not only sells marijuana, but also has a restaurant where customers can order food. In a related story, the recession is over!

Colorado is considering opening up sales of marijuana to non-residents, with the provision of changing the state slogan to 'Come for the legal marijuana, stay because you forgot to leave.'

Other considerations for state motto's;
Colorado: Making bank by smoking dank.
In Colorado, life is what you bake of it.
Sorry for our state's bluntness, that's just how we roll.
Haters bring drama, Colorado bring ganja
Help keep Colorado mellow, it's a joint effort!