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Showing posts with label Joe Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Biden. Show all posts

Friday, January 11, 2013

10 Best Biden Gaffes

So many to choose from, but here is my list for the 10 best Biden Gaffes.

10. "There's never been a day in the last four years I've been proud to be his VP."

Giddy, Dazzled, Confounded? Sure, but never proud.

9. “I promise you, the president has a big stick.”

Obama laments giving Biden unmitigated access to the White House gym showers.

8. "A very good political speech from a lieutenant governor of Alaska."

People think he mistook Palen as the Lt. Governor, but Sean Parnell gives a mean speech.

7. "This is a Big f—ing deal."

This is bigger then when McDonald's did buy one get one for what the temperate was yesterday.

6. “Spread your legs, you’re gonna be frisked,”

Just keeping up with the latest security measures enacted for the capitol.

5. "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking,"

I tried it once, he's right, I had to settle for Donutland.

4. "Three letters: J-O-B-S."

When trying to convince voters that you’re qualified to be the president’s number two, you might want to make sure they know you can count to four. Biden second grade teacher would not be pleased with this one.

3. "This is the guy who's running all the ads here in Iowa."
I take a fair amount of personal offense being from Iowa. How could you get the two states confused? Iowa doesn't have any professional football teams, while Ohio has one. (Of course, the Browns don't count)

2. “Stand up, Chuck”

A failed attempt to kick start a career as a TV evangelist.

1. "Put you all back in chains"

By which of course he meant all that mad bling that the predominantly African American crowd would be able to buy with the crazy tax cuts they would have gotten under Romney.

Bonus: "President Biden"







Friday, October 12, 2012

The Hot Air from Delaware

"Well, we weren't told they wanted more security there. We did not know they wanted more security again. And by the way, at the time we were told exactly — we said exactly what the intelligence community told us that they knew. That was the assessment. And as the intelligence community changed their view, we made it clear they changed their view." -Joe Biden 10/11/2012

One can make statements that are analyzed by experts and nit picked apart. I have 6 reports that say this, well, I have 3 reports that say differently. You promised this, No! I just proposed a plan that said it would happen. This is in many regards the core of what politics is about, proposing your side of an argument and make it sound like fact. However, what Joe Biden said last night on prime time television make me throw up my arms are scream "LIAR!"

I know, I know, Paul Ryan lies and misrepresents too. He says "The President said unemployment won't go over 8%..." which he never actually said he just put a report on the table that said it and said "Here is my plan". Joe Biden says "Your tax plan will cost $5 Trillion..." again, Mitt never said anything of the sort, but the Tax Policy Center had a report that said Here is Mitt Romney's Plan. We can chase our tails on these half truths and reports and who is calling what a Fact and who is calling what a Liar, odds are the other side has something to point to that contradicts the other and makes their side cheer and scream "Atta Boy!"

Even the moderator Mrs. Radditz said right before Joe's comment "And they wanted more security there.". I have found transcripts here, here, here, here, and none of them have a '?' after that statement. Watch the video, it was a statement by the moderator, NOT A QUESTION.

Why was this not a question, because just two days prior, under oath, before congress;

“We felt great frustration that those requests were ignored or just never met,” Lt. Col. Andrew Wood, a Utah National Guardsman who was leading a security team in Libya until August.

AND

“In those conversations, I was specifically told [by Deputy Assistant Secretary of State Charlene Lamb] ‘You cannot request an SST extension.’ I determined I was told that because there would be too much political cost. We went ahead and requested it anyway.” The top regional security officer in Libya over the summer, Eric Nordstrom, testified.

AND

Emails that there was denials in security requests. This is not a discussion of whether or not it would have made a difference, it is a question of was there requests made.

AND

Common sense, there are dozens of events that took place in Benghazi this summer that you think would make most people go "Hmmm... maybe we shouldn't pull our military forces out a month before 9/11."



Deep Breaths...

Ok, Fine, so Joe doesn't work at the State Department, these e-mails and requests don't need his signature to be enacted. Obama must have been so engrossed in those PDB's that Joe could never snag them away from him. They probably don;t bother putting things like online threats, Car jackings, IED's being left at our embassies front door, and our allies getting rocketed and them leaving the area in those things anyway, it's probably loaded up with Fantasy Football numbers and Golf Course weather reports instead. I guess that means that our new foreign policy reads a little something like this;

In the event of an attack on US citizens or our interests abroad, someone should probably tell somebody. If in the event that somebody doesn't get back to them, someone else should really be held accountable, should that person be at that time indisposed, then let it be determined that, in the best interest of the United States, the Commander in Chief shall take it upon himself to fly out to Vegas, and let it ride on lucky 17.

“The entire reason that this has become the political topic it is, is because of Mitt Romney and Paul Ryan” — Obama Deputy Campaign Director Stephanie Cutter 10/11/12.

"I have seen that report, and the story is absolutely wrong. We were not aware of any actionable intelligence indicating that an attack on the U.S. mission in Benghazi was planned or imminent. That report is false." Press Secretary Jay Carney 9/14/12.

"I have a sense that the liberal community is going to be very satisfied with what Joe Biden delivered tonight. He was detailed, he was passionate, he made people believe that he cares about the country and had confidence in which way this administration wants to take the country." MSNBC News Commentator Ed Shultz 10/11/12.

"The men and women who risk their lives in the service of our country are heroes. I know and served with many of our security professionals in Libya and around the world. They are my friends and colleagues. And I trust them with my life." Under Secretary of State for Management Pat Kennedy 10/10/2012.

Shameful, absolutely shameful.