10. "There's never been a day in the last four years I've been proud to be his VP."
Giddy, Dazzled, Confounded? Sure, but never proud.
9. “I promise you, the president has a big stick.”
Obama laments giving Biden unmitigated access to the White House gym showers.
8. "A very good political speech from a lieutenant governor of Alaska."
People think he mistook Palen as the Lt. Governor, but Sean Parnell gives a mean speech.
7. "This is a Big f—ing deal."
This is bigger then when McDonald's did buy one get one for what the temperate was yesterday.
6. “Spread your legs, you’re gonna be frisked,”
Just keeping up with the latest security measures enacted for the capitol.
5. "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking,"
I tried it once, he's right, I had to settle for Donutland.
4. "Three letters: J-O-B-S."
When trying to convince voters that you’re qualified to be the president’s number two, you might want to make sure they know you can count to four. Biden second grade teacher would not be pleased with this one.
3. "This is the guy who's running all the ads here in Iowa."
I take a fair amount of personal offense being from Iowa. How could you get the two states confused? Iowa doesn't have any professional football teams, while Ohio has one. (Of course, the Browns don't count)
2. “Stand up, Chuck”
A failed attempt to kick start a career as a TV evangelist.
1. "Put you all back in chains"
By which of course he meant all that mad bling that the predominantly African American crowd would be able to buy with the crazy tax cuts they would have gotten under Romney.
Bonus: "President Biden"
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